ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread
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magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:


If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

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Title: Why'd You Only Call Me When Your High
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Played: 214737 times

ifancyturner:

ifancyturner:

3d-audio:

3D Audio of Why’d You Only Call Me When Your High by Arctic Monkeys (Requested)

What is 3D sound?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

Only works with headphones/earphones

Omg

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS


Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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casismypie:

the-maneating-vegetarian:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

R u talking to Wilfred

"YOU MOVED THE CHAIR IN THE LIVING ROOM"

"ITS WRONG"

"NOW I HAVE TO BARK AT IT FOR THREE HOURS"

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annethecatdetective:

whats-left-of-the-assassins:

abbythecatlover:

chubbymon:

portentouscatastrophe:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy crap this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

holy I’m trying this

Okay, I normally don’t do these but I’m kinda intrigued.

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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail


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Title: Viva La Viral
Played: 835377 times

dhdingo:

capricious-little-demon:

ttmlpseizhsfmaohgod:

dudethatsmyfandom:

vardaesque:

t-w-e-r-k-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Before you listen to this, I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire freaking life.

Viva la Viral 

“Viva la Vida” - Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers, 
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ on a Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking on a Dream” - Empire of the Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse 
“All of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye

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ITS HURTS ME OW I SHOULDNT OF LISTENED OW GODS OW

YES

Ladies and gentlemen: a 4-Chord Song mashup.


usasheeran:

Ed Sheeran - ‘Stay With Me’ (Acoustic) FM104

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stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

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