i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
doctor: so what is bothering u
me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*
why didn’t the patriots just challenge the Brits to a dance off
dance dance american revolution
Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9
THE LAST ONE THOUGH. :D
I legitimately can’t tell the difference
this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
Oh my god
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
when the teacher says everyone in the class got either a’s or b’s on the test and you get yours back with a c
GET OUT ME LOBBY
What am I doing with my life, Isabelle. What. Am. I. Doing.
Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney
Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek
my bestest creation
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
why is this so accurate
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
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